The De-Ratchefication Process…

Many of us have great resolutions for 2012. Some people plan to loose weight, others plan to get new jobs, or save money while some make plans to leave the baggage of 2011 in the past.  Well I’m here to provide 10 reasons why it’s good to get rid of those silly people on Facebook and other social media outlets.  I call it “De-Ratchefication.”

Urban Dictionary has defined the term ‘ratchet’.  As an adjective, it describes a person or activity that is out of hand, out of control, or generally whack in some way.  So to de-ratchefy means to remove the person or activity that is out of control or whack in some way from your social media outlets.  Below you will find 10 Ways to De-Ratchefy your life.

 You know who  this person is. It’s the individual who likes everything you say on the site. You know that individual, you could say, you ate a bad grilled cheese and you need some Tums and the individual will still like the post.

  You know the girl who adds you with the name like, Honey, Cherry, or some other random stripper name that posts pictures of Jordan heels on your page.  (Side-Note you may want to un-friend people with stripper names just because)

 You truly never realize the effect that people’s foolishness can have on your day and psyche when you read their posts.  The easiest way to get rid of their silliness is to click that un-friend box. Sad stuff like, I got a bunion, I lost my side hustle as karaoke rapper, or has any body odor issue.

I have started a policy under the “Martin” act.  You remember  his high school reunion (Pretty Ricky what they called him…lol) episode?  At the end of that episode Martin said something key.  He said, “You people don’t like me and I don’t like you, you didn’t like me then and I don’t like you now.”  So under that act I think it’s time to remove all those people who really aren’t your friends and really don’t like you. I mean let’s be real… If you didn’t like me in 1998 Facebook hasn’t changed that. The only reason those people add you is because they either A. want to be nosy or B. want to hate on what you are doing now.   Remove Remove Remove!

Personally I think a Facebook page is like someone’s electronic home.  I think it’s rude to come post mess on someone’s page. What is mess you may ask?  Inappropriate comments.  Flirtatious comments when you know that person is in a relationship or married.  Intentionally nasty messages trying to cause trouble.  Moves cursor to “un-friend.”

If you see someone’s  crusty draws, breasts, or any other body part…. Unfriend… nuff-said!

I really think it’s time to remove the people who post their relationship drama on Facebook everyday.  I mean come on son’ really! Make a decision, be together or not. If it’s complicated, uncomplicate your life and be single. Thank You.

If you don’t know me; why are you messaging me about personal stuff? Stop using business as an excuse to hit on people. I think it’s highly unprofessional. If you are trying to date them come at them correctly and if not… Keep it professional.

Delete, Remove, Nuclear Bomb those people that post half naked pictures with the muffins tops popping out. I mean if you are friends with legit models then that’s fine.  However if you are taking your “head-shots” or “portfolio” pictures in someone’s basement you are not a model, your pics aren’t legit, and “we don’t believe you, you need more people (Jay-Z Voice).”   Come on son’.

It’s time folks… It’s time to revolt against those whose every post has to do with Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives, The Game, Drake, Nikki Manaj, and Love and Hip hop but they never ever talk about politics, the economy, career development, crayons, skittles, comcast, sports, or vegetable trays… you know ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATCHETNESS.  I mean like if you bask in ratchetness then you might be a tool!

Trust me if you do this you will find a new zen like peace of mind and your 2012 will be off to stellar start!

Presented By: JB